huckleberry if you are reading this i have a confession i have been standing over you while you sleep. k good looks

 

post-amerika:

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

The end of several indigenous cultures and genocide.

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district)

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

(Source: sassygraceffa)

stardustkr7:

misocorny:

That’s why it fucking hurts

Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….

stardustkr7:

misocorny:

That’s why it fucking hurts

Someone please show this to those fucking dudebros who want women to wear heels all the time instead of flats/flip flops….

(Source: imgfave)

orangemuses:

hogswatch:

if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you

oh my fucking god

(Source: lornacrowleys)

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.